ADVENTURE ON THE CHEAP!!!
Canyoning at €0.00
first 12 minutes - then per second*
Gear included
even the socks - especially the socks*
Free Wi-Fi
works at -65 m underground, we swear*
Photo album guaranteed
47 blurry shots and 1 good one*
Shuttle there
the way back… we’ll see (hope-pooling)*
Self-transcendence guaranteed
Kaizen spirit! 改善*
Canyoning by video call
enjoy our instructors’ 30 years of experience remotely - from their sofa*
Team smile included
enjoy without moderation*
Jump at -50%
if you don’t brake on the abseil*
Helmet optional
+€2 (but hey, just saying…)*
Guide included
every other outing, mood permitting*
Insurance?
what insurance? sign here 👇*
★★★★★ guaranteed
we bought the reviews, like everyone*
Pay in 48 instalments
interest-free (interest billed separately)*
Advisors 26/7
Premium line 0 899 099 099*
“I lost my swimsuit AND my illusions, but wow was it cheap!”
Terms & conditions of whatever
- * Valid only on days containing an “R”, except Tuesday.
- ** Tuesday counts as a day containing an “R”.
- *** Unless Tuesday falls on a Tuesday.
- **** Offer cannot be combined with itself.
- ***** Combinable only with offers that don’t exist.
- ****** Prices shown exclude prices.
- ******* “Free” means paid, see terms above.
- ******** The terms above cancel each other out.
- ********* In case of dispute, you are wrong.
- ********** These terms may change before you finish reading them.
- *********** The previous asterisk does not exist.
📢 Our official™ posters
Massive nationwide poster campaign - total budget: €3.50.
FED UP WITH ALL THIS?!?
So are we.
Discount Aventure isn’t real - it’s a parody of everything we hate about bargain-basement outdoor. Vercorde is the exact opposite: passionate craftspeople, small groups, real gear, real qualifications, and 100% of the fee going to the guide. No premium hotline: we pick up ourselves.